Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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