Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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