I swear she didn't look like that last week.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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