Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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