Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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