i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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