So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize