She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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