Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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