her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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