Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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