Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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