Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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