I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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