Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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