so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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