dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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