He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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