I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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