Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
its liver damage thursday
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