I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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