Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize