idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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