Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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