All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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