you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
