also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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