One girl and one boy is just not enough.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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