She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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