Midget sex pt 2 tonight
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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