your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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