no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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