she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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