This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You smell like stripper and shame
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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