It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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