i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
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