I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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