She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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