she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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