Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My pussy is not your playground.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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