Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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