My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize