wanna go halves on a baby?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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