your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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