I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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