she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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