hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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