Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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