end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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