Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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