I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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