Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
there is glitter all over my balls
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