she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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