Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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