I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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