You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Randomize
