Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i came on her dog
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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